post it 

Measurement for a man's penis.

I know someone who has a 3 post-it note penis.

1 post it = 2 inches

post it by x1xKissMyEyesx4x December 14, 2007

Post it 

An image board user eagerly asking that someone share Nikocado Avocado's gaping anus.

OP : *posts a picture of Nikocado committing gluttony*

Anon : POST IT !

Post it by REXFRANCORVM June 18, 2022

post-it 

A brand of sticky notes that somehow became a verb

hmm.. i have to do that thing w/ the stuff.. better post it note it

post-it by Redlen September 24, 2004

post-it 

A post-it is a Piece of paper that you can stick anywhere, with any sort of writing on. You can stick it on your PC monitor, your head or even on someones back saying "Kick me"

"Kick me" said the post-it

*TWACK*

post-it by Coolcon2000 January 2, 2009

Post-it 

When you wipe your ass with a long piece of toilet paper and then stick it to someone's car.

That's the guy that never tips. I'm going to leave a post-it note on his beamer while he sips his pumpkin latte.

Post-it by johnny k 77 May 5, 2018

post-it 

usually on a hot or humid day, when one side of a guy's nuts stick to his leg.

“Its so damn humid today, I've got a fuckin post-it that just won't go away.

post-it by andytheman February 12, 2007

Post-it 

While having intercourse, you withdraw and ejaculate on your palm then slap your partner in the face with your ejaculate smeared hand.

Wow, you just gave me a post-it. We're breaking up.

Post-it by Douglas DeLongpre March 11, 2005