Post-it

When you wipe your ass with a long piece of toilet paper and then stick it to someone's car.

That's the guy that never tips. I'm going to leave a post-it note on his beamer while he sips his pumpkin latte.

by johnny k 77 May 5, 2018

Post-it

While having intercourse, you withdraw and ejaculate on your palm then slap your partner in the face with your ejaculate smeared hand.

Wow, you just gave me a post-it. We're breaking up.

by Douglas DeLongpre March 11, 2005

Post-it

A myspace-goer who posts many pointless bullitons in order to get attention. Many times they are requesting picture comments.

"I really like Danny, but he is such a post-it."

by Kiku December 15, 2008

post-post

One who is too cool to be hipster, and will therefore reject hipster styles and tastes. Post-posts, or pomo hipsters, are currently difficult to define only because they tend toward a slightly wider set of tastes than your average stereotype. The most important quality is that a post-post realizes the hippocracy of hipsterism and tries to overcome it. Post-posts will sometimes acknowledge the fact that they are post-post, and if called hipster, will sometimes

Person one: "Does this make me look too hipster?"

Person two: "You're wearing a polo; of course not."

Person one: "Does it make me look too preppy?"

Person two: "Oh my gosh, you are such a post-post!"

by Aspartame, 2nd Century Greece November 5, 2011

post to be

Also known as suppose to be

Jimmy post to be eatin that booty like grocery

by itsdatdude2010 April 15, 2015

post-post

(adv) beyond postmodern; exceedingly or terminally hip. Often used ironically.

"You're so post-post, why don't you go deconstruct your mother's combat boots?"

by anarcissie May 28, 2008

posted

chilling in one spot, usually with nothing to do.

I don't want to hang out with them, they are just posted up at Ryan's house.

by aBecka June 7, 2005