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A post-it is a Piece of paper that you can stick anywhere, with any sort of writing on. You can stick it on your PC monitor, your head or even on someones back saying "Kick me"
"Kick me" said the post-it

*TWACK*
post-it by Coolcon2000 January 2, 2009
When you wipe your ass with a long piece of toilet paper and then stick it to someone's car.
That's the guy that never tips. I'm going to leave a post-it note on his beamer while he sips his pumpkin latte.
Post-it by johnny k 77 May 5, 2018
usually on a hot or humid day, when one side of a guy's nuts stick to his leg.
“Its so damn humid today, I've got a fuckin post-it that just won't go away.
post-it by andytheman February 12, 2007
While having intercourse, you withdraw and ejaculate on your palm then slap your partner in the face with your ejaculate smeared hand.
Wow, you just gave me a post-it. We're breaking up.
Post-it by Douglas DeLongpre March 11, 2005
A myspace-goer who posts many pointless bullitons in order to get attention. Many times they are requesting picture comments.
"I really like Danny, but he is such a post-it."
Post-it by Kiku December 15, 2008
I know someone who has a 3 post-it note penis.

1 post it = 2 inches
post it by x1xKissMyEyesx4x December 14, 2007
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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