POO.P.S.

When you poop in a package and UPS it to someone else.

WTF I just got another POO.P.S. from Angie.

POO.P.S. by bootychicken April 27, 2011

90's poop

A poop without your smartphone.

"Man my phone died and I had to take a 90's poop."

"That's horrible."

"At least it increased my pooping speed by 200%"

90's poop by The Greaseman January 2, 2014

Runner's Poop 

The urge to poop during or right after a run.

I was running at a good pace, but the runner's poop sneaked up on me at mile five and I had to turn back.

Runner's Poop by Lisita May 15, 2012

Let's poop on it 

When a big decision is to be made people poop to clear their minds, then decide. Similar to "let's sleep on it".

Grandma has been vegetative for a year now, should we pull the plug?

I just don't know my emotions are overwhelming me. Let's poop on it and decide then.

Let's poop on it by Cumswapper the Benevolent July 30, 2016

Gentleman's Poop 

A dignified bowel movement: one log, no wiping required.

"I had a cup of coffee and a gentleman's poop. My morning is going great!"

Gentleman's Poop by A Gentleman Who Poops December 15, 2011

After Poop Skinny’s 

When you feel skinnier after pooping.

I can fit into my jeans from high school post after poop skinny’s

After Poop Skinny’s by WavvyDavvy February 20, 2022

Pareto’s Poop 

The theory that one completes 80% of their poop in the first 20% of their bathroom time.

You were in the bathroom for an hour; by the laws of Pareto’s Poop you really needed only 12 minutes.

Pareto’s Poop by alghazali320 July 8, 2019