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"Man my phone died and I had to take a 90's poop."

"That's horrible."

"At least it increased my pooping speed by 200%"
90's poop by The Greaseman January 2, 2014

Runner's Poop 

The urge to poop during or right after a run.
I was running at a good pace, but the runner's poop sneaked up on me at mile five and I had to turn back.
Runner's Poop by Lisita May 15, 2012

Let's poop on it 

When a big decision is to be made people poop to clear their minds, then decide. Similar to "let's sleep on it".
Grandma has been vegetative for a year now, should we pull the plug?

I just don't know my emotions are overwhelming me. Let's poop on it and decide then.

Gentleman's Poop 

A dignified bowel movement: one log, no wiping required.
"I had a cup of coffee and a gentleman's poop. My morning is going great!"

After Poop Skinny’s 

When you feel skinnier after pooping.
I can fit into my jeans from high school post after poop skinny’s
After Poop Skinny’s by WavvyDavvy February 20, 2022

Pareto’s Poop 

The theory that one completes 80% of their poop in the first 20% of their bathroom time.
You were in the bathroom for an hour; by the laws of Pareto’s Poop you really needed only 12 minutes.
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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