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Pareto’s Poop
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The
theory
that
one
completes 80% of their poop in the first 20% of their bathroom
time
.
You were in the
bathroom
for an
hour
; by the
laws
of Pareto’s Poop you really needed only 12 minutes.
Pareto’s Poop
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alghazali320
July 8, 2019
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