pœnis 

the Latin word for pain.

It is at times pronounced the same as the English word penis, but can also be pronounced with the œ pronounced as the E in BED.

libera animas omnium fidelium defunctorum de pœnis inferni et de profundo lacu. Libera eas de ore leonis

pœnis by Metall July 23, 2006

poenis 

the latin word for pain. also pœnis.

de poenis inferni et de profundo lacu

poenis by Metall August 28, 2006

POENIS 

This is what happens when someone attempts to say the word "Penis" but has fat fingers and mess up resulting in this typo.

MasterGiby: Oh yeah? Well you can just suck a big fat poenis!
mEZEE: he absolutely loves "TEH POENIS"
RBFATAL: WTF?

POENIS by RBFATAL July 26, 2004

Guacamole nigga penis 

Some real nigga shit

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

Guacamole nigga penis by Cheesey Animated Productions April 6, 2019

Pilgrim Penis 

An uncircumcised penis.

Balto shut the fuck up you mother fucking pencil tit circle toast pilgrim penis.

Pilgrim Penis by JR32 October 14, 2020

puff penis 

A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.

Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."

puff penis by thislunchmeatsmellslikefarts August 11, 2017

penis travelogues 

a male's tales of amorous adventure

Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.

penis travelogues by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 26, 2010