POBCAC

Problem Occurs Between Computer And Chair - derisive term to describe the IT challenged who contact help desk staff with stupid questions.

He's a complete POBCAC - he coudn't even find the login button that was right in front of him!

by andrea h (oz) August 3, 2007

Pebcac

Problem Exists Between the Computer And the Chair.

Frequently used by IT tech support people.

What was wrong with that computer?
Don't worry it was just a Pebcac.

by Evan Weston February 9, 2003

popcac

What you call your freind when hes being a Retarted Fuck

Boy 1: I fucked your girlfreind

Boy 2: Thats not funny you popcac

by mexicangarden November 4, 2022

pebcac

Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer

A phrase used to say that the problem is with YOU and not the 'puter.

AOLer : IMM SORY BUT MSN M3S3NGAR IS DA BIGEST LOAD OF BOLOKS SINCE SLIECD BR3AD!!!!11!!1!!111!111 LOL IT HARDLY 3VAR SIGNS IN 1ST TIEM ALWAYS TAEKS ABOUT 20 AT3MPS!!!! LOL IT DOES MAH HEAD IN!!1!1!11!!! OMG

Tech Support : Looks like a case of PEBCAC. Yep, gonna be a long day!

by Angel April 15, 2005

PIBCAC

Technical acronym describing a common computer error: Problem Is Between Computer and Chair. User error.

When the computer tech showed up, she found a PIBCAC error. The computer worked fine, the dude had no clue how to turn it on.

by Neal Watzman December 14, 2008

PEBCAC

Problem Exists Between Convergy's and Customer

Convergy's (CVG) Could't troubleshoot their way out of a paper bag!

e1: Oh look, another PEBCAC ticket in our queue. Quick someone call the customer back and show them how to factory reset a modem C-O-R-R-E-C-T-L-Y.

e2: I fixed that PEBCAC ticket in 30 seconds flat which CVG couldn't fix in 3 hours!

e3: I heard a customer commited suicide after a PEBCAC ticket was raised. I hope the SLT's are happy offshoring!

by Waff-ale February 18, 2009

POBKAC

It's not the computers fault; you're just an idiot. Problem Occurs Between Keyboard And Chair. Someone who has no idea how to work a computer. Also used by computer repair people when computers that are perfectly fine are brought in saying that it is not working properly

"My computer isn't working right!"
"What seems to be the problem?"
"The cupholder isn't holding my coffee mug"
"There is no... ohh wait, this must be a POBKAC error; no worries ma'am, we'll fix this for you right away"

by robjobbed October 21, 2008