PMFer

A Poor Miserable Fucker is a person who has fallen on difficult times and deserves our sympathies.

That PMFer really needs things to go his way for a change.

by Doppler.Quine July 5, 2021

Pferdefresse

Pferdefresse is a german word and literally means "horse mouth"

A person with a Pferdefresse has a normal looking face until they open their mouth and you see their horse-like teeth

Have you seen Susan?

Yeah, when she smiles she has such a Pferdefresse

by dumbledores ballsack February 19, 2023

pffer

Commonly mistaken as a misspelled result of the word "offer" it actually is a very specific offering that was originated by the ancient Gaul barbarians, although through internet networking it has recently regained common usage, especially through french pornographic websites.

It is the offer of a body part in exchange for a chance at a holy after life or in some cases a nice new home, weapon, horse ect. The belly button area was considered of high value in particular.

Joe- Yo dawg, you still down with that pffer?

Sally- I dunno.. I should ask my parents.

Joe- Naww, the belly button only gets used when you'sa baby.

by Storm Archion May 2, 2010

Pifer

The proper name for one who is one of a kind; one in a million.

yeah, that's Pifer!

by Silvertone May 13, 2011

william pifer

most handsome guy ever like literally, and he’s super sweet :), and will always have my heart

me: your gay

him: only for you :)
william pifer is gay for me

by totallynothisgirlfriend November 11, 2021

Bullshit Pifer

The act of bullshitting more than should be allowed.

That dude right there, he's a real bullshit pifer!

by thewiseone069 February 24, 2010

POFER

text abbrevation for Peace Out FuckER (S), or commonly used on myspace as an adearing way to say see ya, by really cool people.

ttyl, pofer, ~will
ok hope you all have a great gang bang POFER ~chalie

by Will Zark October 7, 2007