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pffer

Commonly mistaken as a misspelled result of the word "offer" it actually is a very specific offering that was originated by the ancient Gaul barbarians, although through internet networking it has recently regained common usage, especially through french pornographic websites.

It is the offer of a body part in exchange for a chance at a holy after life or in some cases a nice new home, weapon, horse ect. The belly button area was considered of high value in particular.
Joe- Yo dawg, you still down with that pffer?

Sally- I dunno.. I should ask my parents.

Joe- Naww, the belly button only gets used when you'sa baby.
by Storm Archion May 2, 2010
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Turtle Puffer

The act of giving fellatio to feces to one who is turtle heading. A.K.A. Sucking feces.
While Sean was tossing Guido's salad, Sean quickly became a turtle puffer when Guido started to defecate.
by Ben Beniff from Burbank September 23, 2009
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Puffer Jacket

A coat that puffs out, particularly in sections of the coat. It is comprised of synthetic fibres, allowing the user to be insulated properly.

Also called quilted jackets (due to their quilted design), these jackets (specifically black variants) have since been popularised by roadmen. Any respectable roadman would wear their puffer jacket at all times, regardless of climate.
"A true Roadman will always wear his puffer jacket. It doesn't matter if it's on the beach, or in the Sahara desert, a Roadman will always wear his puffer jacket"

-- Memeulous
by Mickey_G_ April 24, 2019
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Tootle Puffer

"An affectionate term for vapers generally using lower watt devices with atomizer resistance of 1.0ohm or above and who utilize the Mouth to Lung (MTL) style of vaping. The opposite of a cloudchaser."
When it comes to vaping styles, Betty is a tootle puffer, Sally likes to cloud chase and Joe prefers flavorchasing.
by TakeTheRedPill May 16, 2015
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Swedish Puffer

The act of releasing gas as you are getting a massage.
I was so relaxed during my session that I had a Swedish Puffer. needless to say the therapist was none too pleased.
by CT Jared December 2, 2010
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Cole pufferfish

A stereotype name for people who:
Buy and wear fake airpods
Are rednecks (sunburnt on back of neck)
Are bandwagons (chiefs fans)
Dont share their veggie sticks or chips with people who have nolanitis

Wear a salty springs hat
Their hydro flask gets stolen by their friends
Have a backpack as red as their neck
Only plays fortnite on mobile
"Can i have a chip please?"
"No"
"You're such a Cole pufferfish
by 21nolanitis March 26, 2019
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Pufferfish

When small skinny guys get intimidated and scared talking to bigger guys are try to stick their flat chests out to look bigger. Like a pufferfish.
'Sean is talking to Mike' ' is he doing the pufferfish?' ' yep'
by Real Samsons Lifters May 24, 2018
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