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Pitikus
1) noun - Name for small, rock climbing, Jewish-looking boys. usually known for saying large words in situations that do not call for such behavior. a Pitikus is widely known throughout his community for wearing flannel shirts, and having long locks of curls in their hair. many believe that the best, most useful feature of a Pitikus is the 'high five'. There has never been had a bad high five with a Pitikus. this specimen of Jew uses its awkward, jerky, white people dances to attract its mates.
2) noun- this dude is gay.
2) noun- this dude is gay.
Alex- "Hey pitikus."
Pitikus- "yo-ho friend! Ive been a climbin'!"
* HIGH FIVE *
Alex- " damn i got a D on my test."
Pitikus- "that situation sounds cumbersome buck-o!"
Alex- "........fuck you Pitikus."
Pitkus-" Pip Pip a doodly doo!"
Pitikus- "yo-ho friend! Ive been a climbin'!"
* HIGH FIVE *
Alex- " damn i got a D on my test."
Pitikus- "that situation sounds cumbersome buck-o!"
Alex- "........fuck you Pitikus."
Pitkus-" Pip Pip a doodly doo!"
Pitikus by dr. boobs. May 4, 2010
Related Words
PITAIK • Pitika • Pitaing • Pitak-Story • Pitcikarta • Pitikaris • Pitikus • Pitlik • Coat Pitai • Nativeollies pitbike
Pitak-Story
Person 1: Once, I went sledding, with my friend and his nose started bleeding, and his mom didn't know for thirty minutes.
Person 2: Dog that was a Pitak-Story.
Person 2: Dog that was a Pitak-Story.
Pitak-Story by NRS$@) April 24, 2008
Coat Pitai
Act of covering someone(usually a friend/classmate) in a coat and beating the crap out of them and running away. More common in Indian Schools
Coat Pitai by Modified Operation August 28, 2021
Pitlik
Pitikaris
An ugly asshole tht feeds on cum by men.He enjoys to suck penus and bever has enough.His only friends are his tildow and his Gay Porn tape he has from scenes with him and his father.He will never get a girl and he will forever be the singe most ugly-smelly-crappy-cocksucking freak in the universe....He will probably die from cock overdose so be carefull...he can suck it well....
I am Pitikaris and i suck cock
Feed me with cocks
I want it, who's gonna give it to me
I love every kind of cock..
Fuck me harder!!! U black stalion!
Feed me with cocks
I want it, who's gonna give it to me
I love every kind of cock..
Fuck me harder!!! U black stalion!
Pitikaris by Bloodrazor January 5, 2010
Pitika
Pitika by LAWL191919 December 30, 2011
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