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1) noun - Name for small, rock climbing, Jewish-looking boys. usually known for saying large words in situations that do not call for such behavior. a Pitikus is widely known throughout his community for wearing flannel shirts, and having long locks of curls in their hair. many believe that the best, most useful feature of a Pitikus is the 'high five'. There has never been had a bad high five with a Pitikus. this specimen of Jew uses its awkward, jerky, white people dances to attract its mates.
2) noun- this dude is gay.
Alex- "Hey pitikus."

Pitikus- "yo-ho friend! Ive been a climbin'!"

* HIGH FIVE *
Alex- " damn i got a D on my test."

Pitikus- "that situation sounds cumbersome buck-o!"

Alex- "........fuck you Pitikus."

Pitkus-" Pip Pip a doodly doo!"
Pitikus by dr. boobs. May 4, 2010
The act of having horribly smelling armpits.

Pronounced, Pit-i-tus, or pit-itus.
Person 1: Holy shit you smell like balls.

Person 2: Sorry, I have a bad case of pititus.

Person 1: It's cool bro.
Pititus by BobbyBaja December 12, 2009
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Adj: When something/someone is so hideous it inspires pity.
That new girl is so pitious, I feel sorry for her.
Pitious by kirad00dle January 6, 2011
A term originated and mostly used in the western parts of Greece. The moment you hear sum absurd kind of ish that make your brain reset to it's factory settings,and you're unable to process any kind of additional stimuli for as long as that effect still lasts
Person 1: "If we're being real Messi isn't even top 5 football players of all time,the media just brainwashed people that he's him"

Person 2: "Dude tf u even tryna say?Pitikas"
Pitikas by ForPlatis February 6, 2023
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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