Pil 

Sometimes a person is such a pillock that the whole word doesn't need to be spoken in full; such pillockory warrants only the three letter variety.
More embarasing and subtle than the longer version.

Bloke - "wahey, I've had a half pint of Kaliber and I'm dancing around around bollock naked"
Mate - "Don't be a pil"

Bloke - pulls out the blue bag from the salt & shake "Look! I've won something"
Mate "bloody pil"

Pil by AutumnGaslight May 26, 2011

Pil 

Short for pillick, and prat

you pil
your such a pil

Pil by Kieran Storton March 25, 2008

pil 

short for the old style pilsner brewed by molson, which is a good quality beer and very tasty.

hey man toss me another pil.

pil by simsamsung April 23, 2007

PIL 

paralysed in laughter

a more extreme version of lol, lmao and rofl. and less rediculous. cos tbh, who actually laughs their ass off?

' If lol was a drug I'd be in rehab'
'PIL PIL PIL'

PIL by Gem111 November 9, 2007

pil 

Short for "compilation". Predominantly used on internet porn tube sites. "Pil" or "compilation" describes videos containing a collection of several short clips of one specific sexual act, fetish or genre shown back to back. These videos are useful when an individual want to view a certain type of pornography but does not care to view full scenes, i.e. foreplay to cumshot.

Popular "pils" include: facials, cumshots, blowjobs, handjobs, squirting, ect.

pil by rightn2 March 25, 2011

pil 

a pil is a shortened version of the word pillock

Guys can we stop saying pil it is very offensive

pil by Mel Picker January 11, 2023

pil 

the most dangerous mother fucker you will ever come across. if you see her you better start running.

person a: what's up, looks like you seen a ghost
person b: no i just saw a pil
person a: oh my fucking god, bro

pil by xxdragonslay-01xx May 3, 2018