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Please Fix this Fucken Thing ,

‘Nough said, right !?
Somebodies’ Software thing on iPhone not working again, … my guess -probably, they Didn’t have the common sense to design it right and correctly to begin-with … nor indeed the common sense to test it properly thereafter … so, please-Please … Fix this Fucken Thing …, PFtFT … right? Do you think they might hear us ?
PFtFT by JoeH.Exopl July 6, 2024
Urban Dictionary Merch

pfft pfft pfft 

The sound of the imaginary squirt gun a girl makes when a guy makes unwelcoming advances towards her. The sound is 1) shooting him down 2) giving his thirsty ass some water.
MJ and Jinx were just sitting talking when the guys started cat calling them loudly so the girls made the pfft pfft pfft sound and began laughing.
1.An expression of a lack of interest in another persons comment
2.Used to look down upon another
1.
Person 1: u really suck man
Person 2: pfft

2.
Person 1: Well i had to build my house with my own two hands
Person 2: Pfft...i Had to build this whole dam city with mine
pfft by Mangles November 11, 2004
A sound a girl makes to her best friend when shooting someone down with a good insult..
MJ looks to Jinx and says that dude is a douche, to which Jinx responds pfft pfft !
pfft by Jinxie Dee Breece October 25, 2020
person 1: waa i died today ;0;
person 2: pfft i died too ;w;;;

it could also be said like: "loll i died too ;w;;;"
pfft by kurochu October 10, 2020
Fine, whatever, i dont care
pfft
pfft by jess dirkse November 8, 2003
A gentler response to fuck you when someone says something pfft worthy.
Ben: "Carrie, are you coming for drinks?"

Carrie: "I can't Ben, I went out last night and I'm still hungover"

Ben: "Pfft you then"
pfft you by 1jazzydiva November 4, 2011
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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