Patus

To make a status on facebook or blog that only involves working out or religious quote you found on the internet to attract religious girls.

Well i'm not getting enough attention today lets throw up a patus like "We live in a society endorses sing/rapping about sex, drug use and violence but talking about religion/God is what's considered offensive."

There is a difference between knowing the path and walking it

Time to get a work out in. Been too lazy with them lately

by suomynona123425 January 23, 2012

PATUS

A term referring to one who is Pure As The Untrodden Snow. One such person being of virgin quality. Clean and pure in every possible way.

"Day'um, Kyle would love to tap that.
Yeah, but shes PATUS."

by humanside February 8, 2010

tea patsies

people who mindlessly believe the kooky stuff the right wing dispenses.

The tea patsies believe the President is not a U.S. citizen.

by mbullock January 18, 2011

pathseeker

Admin of Schizoid Arena server on discord. Sadly he has killed himself on Dec 11 2022. Rest in piece sweet prince.

Hey member pathseeker that polish dude? Yeah shame about him he was chill.

by V8power December 10, 2022

Patsy Del Rey

A young female whose lifestyle choices, devil-may-care demeanor and general physical appearances mimic those of Lana Del Rey, either intentionally or otherwise.

"Look at that girl with giant flowers in her hair and high waisted denim shorts. Is it Lana Del Rey?"
"No, just another Patsy Del Rey."

by Leprof May 24, 2013

Patsy Cline

A line of coke

Gonna snort a patsy cline

by ThePFTookMaSoul February 17, 2018

Patu

A traditional maori weapon used by the maori to beat their wives if they forget or badly cook a hangi.

Maori Man: See this hangi? It's raw!
Maori wife: I'm so sorry.
Maori Man: I'm going to patu you

by AnarKushnov July 4, 2020