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Patu
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A traditional maori
weapon
used by the maori to
beat
their wives if they forget or badly
cook
a hangi.
Maori Man:
See
this hangi? It's raw!
Maori
wife
: I'
m
so sorry.
Maori Man: I'm going to patu you
Patu
by
AnarKushnov
July 4, 2020