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Patu
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A
traditional
maori
weapon
used by the maori to beat their wives if they
forget
or badly cook a hangi.
Maori Man: See this hangi?
It's raw
!
Maori wife: I'm
so sorry
.
Maori Man:
I'm going to
patu you
by
AnarKushnov
July 4, 2020
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