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Patu

A traditional maori weapon used by the maori to beat their wives if they forget or badly cook a hangi.

Maori Man: See this hangi? It's raw!
Maori wife: I'm so sorry.
Maori Man: I'm going to patu you

by AnarKushnov July 05, 2020

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