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frosting the perimeter 

When a man has explosively violent diahorrea and the majority of it ends of splattered on the sides of the bowl, as opposed to going straight down the hatch.
“Bro, I straight frosted that perimeter!”

“Couple of the OGs admired all the splatter after the young buck was done fully frosting the perimeter.”

“Couple of the guys noticed Boris had frosted the perimeter something fierce and complimented him for being woke.”
frosting the perimeter by GerthPaul November 16, 2022

perimeter check

n. to go outside and smoke cigarettes; a euphemism that means to go outside of one's workplace(where smoking isn't allowed)and walk way beyond company property so that one could smoke.
Tim: Hey, where's everybody?
Bravo: Um, perimeter check.
Tim: Wha? Without me?
Bravo: Hey, you were busy.

accost the perimeter 

Often done to prepare oneself to frost the perimeter, before one drops a messy pile of stool towards the hatch. Respectable men will always accost a perimeter before they frost it.
I could hear Boris accosting that perimeter for like 10 minutes before I actually heard stool splashing into the bowl!

Before perimeter is frosted, perimeter must be accosted!

Aggressive men waited outside of the communal restroom, ready to accost the perimeter one by one.

The perimeter was accosted multiple times by a large amount of guys.

The perimeter was accosted by three gang members in the public restroom.
accost the perimeter by GerthPaul December 1, 2022

Paramveer 

A name of indian specifically punjabi sikh descent that means the bravest. Param means the best, or paramount and veer means brave
His name is Paramveer, he was probably named after someone brave
Paramveer by psingh916 June 7, 2011

parahater 

One who dislikes (hates) the band Paramore and continually makes derogatory comments about the band, even though Paramore rocks! They "hate" because they are insensitive about themselves and can't appreciate good music.
Parahater: Omg, I hate Paramore. Hayley Williams is so whiny.
Parawhore: She's not whiny! She can belt out major notes that you couldn't even hit with a bat.
Parahater: well... shut up.
parahater by Greg Phillips January 28, 2008
The length of the complete edge or the circumference of a closed or open figure.
Oh man, how could I forget the formula to compute the perimeter of a circle!
Perimeter by Red Moon 69 December 23, 2016