P.P.S 

Pumps Per Second ; The speed per second at which one masturbates

I was on BangBros watching this big butt brazillian get pounded and my P.P.S hit all time highs!!

P.P.S by Rey Chorizo October 7, 2010

P.P.S 

(Post Period Syndrome) When PMS just isn't enough! The moodswings and craziness carries on until after you stop menstrating and it occurs all over again.

Lauren: "Wow Carrie's being a bitch today..."
Jen: "Yeah, but it's not that time of month for her because that was definatly last week."
Lauren: "Oh. it must be P.P.S."
Jen: "Yeah, haha sucks for her."

P.P.S by Lauren and Jen March 7, 2008

P.P.S.

Public Piss Syndrome. Describes the inability some people have to urinate in public bathrooms when other people are around.

It took Dave ten minutes to go piss...the fucker has P.P.S. real bad.

P.P.S. by Mister Man the Guy September 22, 2004

P.P.S.

Post Party Syndrome. After throwing a “successful” party, one may tend toward an over-inflated ego, perceiving their appearance as greater or more attractive than before. Can lead to cocky behavior and general retardation.

Aram: Bruh, my Party was totally lit! Majorly anal dude! Now everyone thinks I’m dope AF.

You: Nah man, sounds like you got a bad case of P.P.S.

P.P.S. by PandaMan88 May 20, 2018

P.P.S.

Aka the pre-party shit. When you take a planned shit in advance because you know your going out on the town later.

Randy and his hoes were going out to catch some babes so he took a P.P.S. so he wouldn't have to take a shit later.

P.P.S. by Talljellybean October 15, 2016

P.P.S.D.

Post poop stress disorder. When your butthole feels on fire and/or stressed after you poop. Usually lasts 5-15 minutes.

Dude, I just took a poop and am suffering from P.P.S.D.

P.P.S.D. by UtahJazz12 October 31, 2017

P.P.S.L.A.P.P

Professional Prowess Stoppage in Leu of Aptitude Problem Prominence

Make sure you don't do that during your next progress review or you will get a P.P.S.L.A.P.P.

P.P.S.L.A.P.P by Trashicus May 6, 2021