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Pumps Per Second ; The speed per second at which one masturbates
I was on BangBros watching this big butt brazillian get pounded and my P.P.S hit all time highs!!
P.P.S by Rey Chorizo October 7, 2010
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(Post Period Syndrome) When PMS just isn't enough! The moodswings and craziness carries on until after you stop menstrating and it occurs all over again.
Lauren: "Wow Carrie's being a bitch today..."
Jen: "Yeah, but it's not that time of month for her because that was definatly last week."
Lauren: "Oh. it must be P.P.S."
Jen: "Yeah, haha sucks for her."
P.P.S by Lauren and Jen March 7, 2008
Public Piss Syndrome. Describes the inability some people have to urinate in public bathrooms when other people are around.
It took Dave ten minutes to go piss...the fucker has P.P.S. real bad.
P.P.S. by Mister Man the Guy September 22, 2004
Post Party Syndrome. After throwing a “successful” party, one may tend toward an over-inflated ego, perceiving their appearance as greater or more attractive than before. Can lead to cocky behavior and general retardation.
Aram: Bruh, my Party was totally lit! Majorly anal dude! Now everyone thinks I’m dope AF.

You: Nah man, sounds like you got a bad case of P.P.S.
P.P.S. by PandaMan88 May 20, 2018
Aka the pre-party shit. When you take a planned shit in advance because you know your going out on the town later.
Randy and his hoes were going out to catch some babes so he took a P.P.S. so he wouldn't have to take a shit later.
P.P.S. by Talljellybean October 15, 2016
Post poop stress disorder. When your butthole feels on fire and/or stressed after you poop. Usually lasts 5-15 minutes.
Dude, I just took a poop and am suffering from P.P.S.D.
P.P.S.D. by UtahJazz12 October 31, 2017

P.P.S.L.A.P.P

Professional Prowess Stoppage in Leu of Aptitude Problem Prominence
Make sure you don't do that during your next progress review or you will get a P.P.S.L.A.P.P.
P.P.S.L.A.P.P by Trashicus May 6, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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