P.G.D. 

Post girlfriend disorder is a condition in which one grovels in pitty resulting in severe lonliness, bitterness, and assholeness. Your bros start to notice your negative dimeanor and worry. They try to include you in what should be fun activities but turn horribly wrong and every one just ends up talking about the scorpion women.

Guy 1: "hey man you up for a movie?"
Guy 2: "kerry likes movies (pathetic sigh)."
Guy 1: "you need to get out of this P.G.D. man."

P.G.D. by frankyfarts May 26, 2010

D.P.G. 

Dogg Pound Gangsta.

Snoop Dogg is a D.P.G.
Nate Dogg is a D.P.G.
Ja Rule is not a D.P.G.
Alan Greenspan is not a D.P.G.
If someone is a D.P.G., they will probably shoot you.

D.P.G. by Nick D April 5, 2003

D.P.G.B 

Double Penatration Gang Bang

I ran across a freak who is down for the d.p.g.b

D.P.G.B by Courteney Vann-Alphonzo Brown October 10, 2007

D.P.G 

dirty posh girls!!

man look at her!! Aint she a D.P.G!!

D.P.G by abigail n rache September 3, 2008

D.P.G.C. 

D.P.G.C.
Dat Bitch Got Crabs

You know why dat hoes pussy be tastin so sweet? Cuz D.P.G.C. Homey. Dat pussy got crabs!!

D.P.G.C. by IAC gangsta crips May 15, 2008

D G.A.P. 

D G.A.P. stands for Drunkest Guy At Party. D G.A.P. The word was founded by University of Idaho students' who wanted to give an award to the drunkest person at each party.

Jojo: Who had to have been the D G.A.P. at last nights party?

Consensus: It had to be Jamie for the heroic 19 and 0 on the table

Jamie: I wanna thank all my bros at Delta Tau Delta for the award all I gotta say is it's an honor to be the D G.A.P.

D G.A.P. by delt11 July 17, 2010

A.S.A.G.D.M.F.P.B. 

Acronym for: As Soon As God Damn Mother Fucking Possible, Bitch.

I need those 1085 forms ASAGDMFPB!

A.S.A.G.D.M.F.P.B. by Billy January 20, 2005