P.G.D.

Post girlfriend disorder is a condition in which one grovels in pitty resulting in severe lonliness, bitterness, and assholeness. Your bros start to notice your negative dimeanor and worry. They try to include you in what should be fun activities but turn horribly wrong and every one just ends up talking about the scorpion women.

Guy 1: "hey man you up for a movie?"
Guy 2: "kerry likes movies (pathetic sigh)."
Guy 1: "you need to get out of this P.G.D. man."