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pautistic 

the act of drinking excessive amounts of vodka in order to get drunk or slizzard in order to have a good night on the town
-Did ya see young paraic last night?
- Yeah he was absolutley pautistic!!
pautistic by AT2mysterylad December 12, 2010
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A person who is a petist, prefers one pet species more than another.
My GF can be highly petist sometimes, she will curl up with my cat but wont pat my dog, whats with that.
Petist by Shane0 May 29, 2008

Petistraction 

When your pet distracts you from whatever you are doing.
I have a new puppy and can't work with all this petistraction!
Petistraction by Kimilla July 18, 2010
A derogatory term for Roman Catholics who follow the Pope.

Can be found within the scripts of "O Brother, Where Art Thou?"
"What's gotten into John?"
"Well, he was going on about the Pope yesterday and somebody called him a bloody...'P' word"
"...Paptist?"
*SLAP* "What's gotten into you?! You insensitive sonuvabitch!"
Paptist by HokiSmoki January 11, 2012
The act of being discriminatory towards dead people
I am pastist towards Queen Elizabeth
pastist by Eiehkshssn October 23, 2022

Pawtistic 

A dog or cat who is a little bit "slow", distracted, or socially awkward.
"Your dog seems a little off today, he is trying to drink out of the toilet even though the lid is down!"

Naw... he is just a little pawtistic sometimes, he will snap out of it if you offer him a treat!
Pawtistic by Mediumdave22 March 23, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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