Pætist 

A "Pætist" is a person who thinks very highly of themselves, more so than a narcissist or a egoist. They are characterized by their smell of hair wax and their lack of organisation skills. They also shout "linje 1" at least 10 times a day.

Patrick er en skikkelig pætist, kjør da.

Pætist by Maffe March 22, 2018

pautistic 

the act of drinking excessive amounts of vodka in order to get drunk or slizzard in order to have a good night on the town

-Did ya see young paraic last night?
- Yeah he was absolutley pautistic!!

pautistic by AT2mysterylad December 12, 2010

Petist 

A person who is a petist, prefers one pet species more than another.

My GF can be highly petist sometimes, she will curl up with my cat but wont pat my dog, whats with that.

Petist by Shane0 May 29, 2008

Petistraction 

When your pet distracts you from whatever you are doing.

I have a new puppy and can't work with all this petistraction!

Petistraction by Kimilla July 18, 2010

Paptist 

A derogatory term for Roman Catholics who follow the Pope.

Can be found within the scripts of "O Brother, Where Art Thou?"

"What's gotten into John?"
"Well, he was going on about the Pope yesterday and somebody called him a bloody...'P' word"
"...Paptist?"
*SLAP* "What's gotten into you?! You insensitive sonuvabitch!"

Paptist by HokiSmoki January 11, 2012

pastist 

The act of being discriminatory towards dead people

I am pastist towards Queen Elizabeth

pastist by Eiehkshssn October 23, 2022

Pawtistic 

A dog or cat who is a little bit "slow", distracted, or socially awkward.

"Your dog seems a little off today, he is trying to drink out of the toilet even though the lid is down!"

Naw... he is just a little pawtistic sometimes, he will snap out of it if you offer him a treat!

Pawtistic by Mediumdave22 March 23, 2011