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Oystered

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An act of oystering, specifically used in a negative connotation.
I popped a benzo, went to the bar, pissed on my friends couch, and was completely oystered.
Oystered by ayeitzkp December 2, 2019
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palm oyster 

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The act of cumming in the palm of the hand, and slurping it up like an oyster.

Semen in the palm of a hand resembles the inside of an oyster, which is also a salty viscous liquid.

A palm oyster can be carried out whenever an individual has no place to ejaculate, like a tissue or a condom, and is forced to eat their semen.
I was jerking off but didn't have any tissues so I had to eat a palm oyster.

"Me and my girl were having sex but we forgot the condom"

- "Did she eat your palm oyster?"

"Yeah man, slurped it all up"
palm oyster by xpalmxoilx May 8, 2017

Diving for Oysters 

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Cunnilingus. Deep oral sex with a female on the receiving end. Generally excludes the clitoris and other external genitalia, focusing on the vaginal canal itself.
Yikes, I can't feel my tongue. I should probably stop diving for oysters so often.
Diving for Oysters by Cic August 27, 2013

Public Obsheenity 

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Getting caught in public with drugs, booze, hookers, and porn stars.
Man, I miss Vegas. You could walk down the street doing whatever you want and never get charged with Public Obsheenity.

oyster ass syndrome

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When your ass smells like an oyster, and you can not remove the odor no matter how hard you try. Which really sucky wucky :c
Mike Oxlong has insane oyster ass syndrome that he wishes he could fix

Osterhout Oyster 

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An aquired taste, considered by some to be a sexual delicacy. The Osterhout oyster, sometimes known as the “Oysterhout”, is a hideously wrinkled and stagnant smelling vagina. Only the most experienced cocksman would attempt oral stimulation of the oyster, and be able to avoid heaving.
The next morning, Chad woke up to a lingering smell of an Osterhout Oyster that had festered on his upper lip through the night.
Osterhout Oyster by Big Skeet September 11, 2008
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Friend 1: Minimap
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