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What you say when someone has a Pokémon they should not really have.
"I mean onixly how did that guy have an Onix?" - X
"Dude I'm hella high right now." - Y
Onixly by Pariah Izumaga April 30, 2013
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1. Someone who repeatedly gets mad over jokes and not harmful content
1. Peter left the channel because he was being such an Onixo.
Onixo by Carlos Daunty June 29, 2008

Shit an Onix 

In Pokemon, an Onix is a long, thin character made of a bunch of different rocks. Therefore, when you take a crap, and it is whole, but looks like its been broken up into a bunch of little balls all clumped together, you have officially Shit an Onix.
Damn, Omar, I've been holding in this crap all day. I feel like I'm about to shit an onix like a foot long.
Shit an Onix by Creebie February 23, 2009
You're such an Onix.
Onix by Saxophonist15 April 3, 2020

Obnixious 

Someone who Can't Spell Obnoxious Right
Dude1: Dude, your so Obnixious
Dude2: Learn how to spell before calling people something.
Obnixious by Teh yata February 15, 2005
A Pokemon card/creature resembling a snake made out of rocks. The phallic nature of this creature was noted in a sly reference in the manga Aoi House.
Is that an onix in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
onix by the birds and trees May 14, 2007
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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