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Omnix: the coolest person alive, incredibly funny, attractive, rizzard king, big dicked person, kind, rich.
Person: Yo that guy is omnix dude
Person 2: yeah bro he's literally omnix, he's so funny
Person 3: that guy is so omnix he bought my mom a tesla!
Drake: Shout out to omnix he helped me start my career.
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omnix by Omnix.1 February 19, 2023
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Omni-man 

Why did you make me write this? You’re reading so that you can see every other definition for Omni-man die! Think Reader! This’ll outlast every fragile insignificant definition on this site. You’ll live to see these explanations be forgotten to dust and blow away! Every other one you read now will be gone! What will you have after 500 years?
I love Omni-man, too bad you made me write this definition for him.
Omni-man by Nobody's Business May 15, 2021
A person known to play video games on any platform, given the games are good.
Bloke 1:
"I hate these PC Master Race twats."

Bloke 2: "Yeah man, I don't discriminate, Omnigamer for the win."
Omnigamer by Rotaiva March 16, 2015

Omnicropian 

An all-cropping being.
Guy 1: Hey, did you see Sarah's instagram pictures?
Guy 2: Nah, why?
Guy 1: She's such an omnicropian!
Omnicropian by Quit has Swag April 1, 2015

Omni middle school 

A bunch of rich kids that want to be ghetto so they flex their 20 dollar chains from zumiez.
Dude the Omni middle school kids are so funny! They don’t know what real life/ ghetto is. They think ghetto is holding a juul and buying merchandise from zumiez .
An all-sided figure; a figure with an infinite amount of sides. Spherical,but with more sides. What the universe wishes it could be, yet, what it really is.
Wait, is that a sphere? i cant tell.
No bro, its an omnigon.

i can't even count how many sides that thing has.
Thats because its an omnigon, jackass.
omnigon by Jackip Hopakostas December 22, 2012

Omnigamous 

An ancient Royal type of Collective Marriage between the King, the Queen and All Willing participants amongst the Kingdom's citizenry whereas all males IN the King's Covenant became One AS King just the same as all females IN the Queen's Covenant became One AS Queen together All United in Holy Matrimony for the Safety, Protection, Upkeep & Expansion of the Kingdom, the Throne and all of the people aka the Children of the Kingdom aka the EmperiaL Family aka the Empire Builders.
It's a modern trend for Conscious Brothas to seek to Build Omnigamous relationships after graduating from successful polygamous relationships that themselves came from successful monogamous ones.
Omnigamous by KingRighteous February 14, 2019
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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