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Obroxious
When Obnoxiousness meets Rock music. Generally, such music is produced by talentless nobodies in a mediocre attempt to live something of a hollow half-life of a failed musician.
Often, sub-rapist musician types will resort to Obroxious music writing in attempt to lure unsuspecting girls into their web of talentless pap. Thankfully, however, most girls have enough musical sense to not fall foul to the trap.
Other characteristics of producers of Obroxious music include: working a shitty job in delusion that it's "just until the music kicks off", sitting at home alone crying into microwave dinners for one, and spending your free time flyering for your free show at some dive nobody goes to.
Often, sub-rapist musician types will resort to Obroxious music writing in attempt to lure unsuspecting girls into their web of talentless pap. Thankfully, however, most girls have enough musical sense to not fall foul to the trap.
Other characteristics of producers of Obroxious music include: working a shitty job in delusion that it's "just until the music kicks off", sitting at home alone crying into microwave dinners for one, and spending your free time flyering for your free show at some dive nobody goes to.
Party A: "That Mr Wishart guy is such a fucking faggot, he's singing about scanning the bar like a vulture seeking prey..."
Party B: "It's so obroxious it's unrealistic. I hope he dies in a fire along with those terrible guitar loops of his."
Party B: "It's so obroxious it's unrealistic. I hope he dies in a fire along with those terrible guitar loops of his."
Obroxious by The Clip-On Fringe July 23, 2009
Oblivious Cock Block
When a parent is unknowingly cockblocking their kid by being home. The parent is at home, leaving the kid and his girlfriend with no place to get it on. Therefore the parent is obliviously cock blocking.
Matt's Friend: "Yo Matt, did Katie come over last night?"
Matt: "Yeah, but my parent were being complete oblivious cock blockers!"
Matt: "Yeah, but my parent were being complete oblivious cock blockers!"
Oblivious Cock Block by StonedSteve March 8, 2009
situational obliviousness
The opposite of situational awareness. Having no clue what's going on around you. Straight-line thinking - aware of your world and its goings ons only.
Sheila almost ran over a biker because of her situational obliviousness.
Mike called the boss a stuck up turd when he was right behind him. That situational obliviousness has him working the weekend.
Mike called the boss a stuck up turd when he was right behind him. That situational obliviousness has him working the weekend.
situational obliviousness by testicles...that is all May 18, 2011
Captain Oblivious
A person, often otherwise intelligent, who routinely exhibits a comical lack of understanding in social situations.
Such a person is typically well-known for their repeated well-meaning tactlessness, failure to notice romantic overtures, tendency to walk into doorknobs and general forgetfulness.
Such a person is typically well-known for their repeated well-meaning tactlessness, failure to notice romantic overtures, tendency to walk into doorknobs and general forgetfulness.
"Blunt!"
"Cheerful!"
"Clumsy!"
"Absentminded!"
"Negative square root of two!"
By your powers combined, I am... Captain Oblivious!
"Cheerful!"
"Clumsy!"
"Absentminded!"
"Negative square root of two!"
By your powers combined, I am... Captain Oblivious!
Captain Oblivious by bliumchik June 3, 2009