Outcomeedian

A person who specializes in analyzing and interpreting the potential outcomes of various scenarios, providing insightful perspectives and guidance based on their expertise.

Sentence: "As an outcomeedian, Mark had an uncanny ability to foresee the potential consequences of different decisions, offering valuable advice to help others make informed choices."

Outcomeedian by Marc2.0 August 17, 2023

Outcomeedienne 

A person who possesses the unique ability to find humor and levity in the outcomes of various situations, using comedy as a way to navigate and cope with life's unexpected twists and turns.

Sentence: "As an outcomeedienne, Sarah had a remarkable talent for turning even the most challenging circumstances into comedic gold, bringing laughter and joy to those around her."

Outcomeedienne by Marc2.0 August 17, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008