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wetter than an otters pocket

your gurl when she sees Gibby from iCarly
you: wow you’re wetter than an otters pocket rn

your girl: i just watched gibby fall through the ceiling again, wanna roleplay?

stuffed ottertard 

A passionate devotee of taxidermy whose favorite piece is his stuffed otter.
It seems on the edge of deranged the way that stuffed ottertard takes that thing everywhere, even to bed.
stuffed ottertard by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019

companion ottertard 

Someone who is entirely unable to go anywhere or do anything without their companion otter.
She is very clearly delving into the socially unacceptable zone with this new companion ottertard schtick she does.

otters pocket

the interior state of a womans genitalia when considerably aroused.
'she was as wet as an otters pocket'

Wetter than an otters pocket

Your girl when she sees Levi Ackerman
You: You’re wetter than an otters pocket
Your girl: I just watched a Levi Ackerman edit, wanna roleplay?

otters breath 

The first hit from a nitrous oxide canister before it gets really cold, because it's warm and kind of stale, like if an otter was breathing into your mouth.
Because you bought the box, I'll take one for the team and I'll take the otters breath.
otters breath by D-bomba March 21, 2010