Otophonia 

A medical condition characterized by exceptionally good hearing ability while they always mishear things.
Oto- ear, phonia - hearing.
Hearing only through ears, and not with brain.

Bob : okay, we'll go on Thursday then...
Alice: yeah, I'm also thirsty let's go somewhere.
Charlie: nobody mentioned thirsty, you go get your ears checked.
Alice : I got it done already it's better than yours.
Bob : oh you must have otophonia then...

Otophonia by phd125 August 4, 2023

Octophobia

fear of the number 8, this IS a legit and very real phobia.

"I suffer from Octophobia."

"5, 6, 7, ...AAAAHHHHHHHH!"

Octophobia by M-HO March 10, 2005

Octophobia

The belief that October does not exist.

Some Octophobics also believe that the calendar goes straight from September to December.

"I do not believe October exists."

"That makes you Octophobic!"

"Wow.. Octophobia is everywhere.."

Octophobia by Rice_Bullets September 13, 2020

onophobia 

abnormal fear or dread of asses.

He has onophobia.

onophobia by uttam maharjan August 10, 2010

ovophobia

The fear of eggs.

If Sofia sees the eggs, she's gonna freak out. She has ovophobia.

ovophobia by Achadwick January 24, 2019

Octophobia

according to this person he/she fears the number 8, but if he/she had 8 cocks or 8 pussies in front of them, im sure he/she would get over the phobia of 8
"I suffer from Octophobia."

"5, 6, 7, ...AAAAHHHHHHHH!"
Source: M-HO, Mar 10, 2005
author M-HO

I have no octophobia, i love having 8 pussies in front of my face and fucking 8 pussies....

Octophobia by blthrskt July 24, 2008

ontophobia 

The fear of being/existing

From Ancient Greek stem ὄντ- (ónt-, "being, existing") + noun φόβος (phóbos, “fear”), cf. ontology

Paul suffered from ontophobia for years then died.

ontophobia by Dick D. Dick December 17, 2020