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The Origional Toaster Lover's Of Guelph.
A group of women shunned, men, located in Guelph, that some say the former Sir James stole the name of his enemy revolutionaries from. This group who call them selves
Otlog for short have long been outraged at James' behaviour, claiming he shunned and disgraced his real father, whom they claim was Otlog's deceased founder, and the only member of Otlog to ever have had relations with a real woman.
James denies any knowleage of such a group, but says that if they love toasters they are of course his enemy. This further outraged the group who claim if they had the resources would indeed rise up to take James and his armies down. Some of their members try frequently and ineffectually to thwart and or capture James, and his comrades.
However on August 17th 2007, they almost suceeded by poisoning James' drink at a party, causing temporary amnesia and inability to articulate, spiralling into the events that led to his de-knighting.
After a brief retreat into terrified hiding the Otlog has been heard bragging, out of James' arms reach, anyway.
Also it is good to note, that unlike the possibly fictional Toaster Lovers of James' rantings in his war on the Toaster Revolution, these toaster lovers actually have relations with toasters.
The Otlog only wishes for two things: to marry toasters, and to get James killed.
otlog by James Dracon February 8, 2008
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Otlotleng is a very profound name meaning praise. It originates from setswana and its normally a boys name but it can be unisex as well. People who are given this name are often a rare breed and well outspoken.
Otlotleng is an outstanding person. Praise or celebrate
Otlotleng by Callmeindigo November 23, 2021

OTLOTLOTL 

The human centipede.

An adaptation of OTL to represent three kneeling humans stitched together as in the film, Human Centipede.
Guy: OTLOTLOTL

Clueless Guy: What the hell?

Guy: It's the human centipede... see the head, then the bent back and the arms and the kneeling legs and there's three of them...

Clueless Guy: ...

Guy: Nevermind
OTLOTLOTL by Traikan September 15, 2010
Well these not much to say about Otlotleng but well he is a beast in everything he puts his mind to he will fight beside he friends and would fight for women too,has a bright future and hot girls a attracted to him cause he's going to be big in either music, acting for law related things
Otlotleng by 23glocksurmg November 22, 2021
OTLOFTO means “on the look out for the opps” something you can say when the oppositions are near or around 🔥💯
real trappers use this slang

STAY STRAPPED STAY SLIME AND MOST OF ALL STAY ON THE LOOK OUT
“i’m otlofto🔫🔥💯”
otlofto by coolchick.com February 28, 2023
ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THE OPPS
USE THIS WHEN YOU STAKING OUT YOUR BIGGEST OPPOSITIONS

STAY STRAPPED, TRAPPING AND MOST OF ALL ON THE LOOKOUT
”can’t talk right now i’m otlofto”
otlofto by coolchick.com February 28, 2023
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Respectfully 

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murderhobo 

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