The state of near
facial paralysis resulting from an
addiction to plastic surgery. Eventually, its victims begin to appear as if they are being anally raped, 24 hours a
day, 7 days a week. (See also: paralystallone, kennyrogeritis, almichaelangelo.)
Franco Genovese: "
Wow. Is it just me or is Joan Rivers starting to look more like Mickey Rourke than...well...Mickey Rourke?"
Malibu Jackson: "She's got Osteopelosi. I find that very
sad."
Franco Genovese: "Yeah. So does Mickey Rourke."