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osteopornosis 

A diagnosis of when a man has jerked his dick so much that his arm has adopted to a position of ease to no longer provide stress on the forearm. Also when one forearm is extremely larger than the other.
Damn man, I thought Jerry been wearing the wrist brace cause he had carpal tunnel surgery, Hell come to find out he just had a bad case of osteopornosis.
osteopornosis by picmeup March 2, 2009
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osteopornosis 

That Kevin's a real pervert - I hear he's got osteopornosis.
osteopornosis by kynon May 30, 2005

Osteopornosis 

It’s a degenerate disease that developes after exsessive stress has been applied to the body from actively watching porn, extensively using parts of your body to reach orgasm. The disease can affect any part of your skeletal structure that has been used to acquire sexual satisfaction. Common areas that are affected by osteopornosis are hands, wrist, jaw, pelvis, back, knees, neck, coccyx(tailbone). There is no cure but there are preventative measures that can be taken to reduce the risk of developing osteopornosis
The porn star had to quit her job after developing osteopornosis from repeatedly having her legs bent behind her ears.
Osteopornosis by Your word Majesty August 25, 2018

osteoporosis 

A bone disease which makes bones brittle. Mostly said because iDubbbz said it once and it sounded amusing, hence it became a meme.
"I have osteoporosis!"
osteoporosis by Shark Lover October 10, 2017

Testicular Osteoporosis 

Whenever your balls are drained and there’s no more cum
Yeah I beat my meat too much so now I have Testicular Osteoporosis

osteoporosis 

One of the most seductive words to say to a girl.
I have osteoporosis.
osteoporosis by Manuele Pepe November 11, 2017

osteoporosis 

A infamous meme. It is actually a disease where bones lose mass and become weak and brittle.
AGGH!! Im falling apart! I must have osteoporosis!
osteoporosis by Fearborne November 24, 2018
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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