Osteopelosi

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The state of near facial paralysis resulting from an addiction to plastic surgery. Eventually, its victims begin to appear as if they are being anally raped, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. (See also: paralystallone, kennyrogeritis, almichaelangelo.)

Franco Genovese: "Wow. Is it just me or is Joan Rivers starting to look more like Mickey Rourke than...well...Mickey Rourke?"
Malibu Jackson: "She's got Osteopelosi. I find that very sad."
Franco Genovese: "Yeah. So does Mickey Rourke."

Osteopelosi by Genovese, Franco January 8, 2012

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osteoporosis

A bone disease which makes bones brittle. Mostly said because iDubbbz said it once and it sounded amusing, hence it became a meme.

"I have osteoporosis!"

osteoporosis by Shark Lover October 10, 2017

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Testicular Osteoporosis

Whenever your balls are drained and there’s no more cum

Yeah I beat my meat too much so now I have Testicular Osteoporosis

Testicular Osteoporosis by Rando_the_bando June 30, 2020

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osteoporosis

One of the most seductive words to say to a girl.

I have osteoporosis.

osteoporosis by Manuele Pepe November 11, 2017

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osteoporosis

A infamous meme. It is actually a disease where bones lose mass and become weak and brittle.

AGGH!! Im falling apart! I must have osteoporosis!

osteoporosis by Fearborne November 24, 2018

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Osteoporosis

A serious disease in which bones become weak and brittle.
The body constantly absorbs and replaces bone tissue. With osteoporosis, new bone creation doesn't keep up with old bone removal.
Symptoms include bone fracture or loss of height.
You can prevent or treat it by keeping a good diet and healthily exercising, and taking vitamins or supplements will work as well.

What, you thought I was gonna make a meme?!

Person: *Falls in wheel chair* I have Osteoporosis!
Deadpool: *Presses Pause* This isnt funny. Stop looking. Click away! Don't look at it! LISTEN TO ME! This is not cool! Don't like it! WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?

Osteoporosis by Just Somebody Else October 7, 2020

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Osteoporosis

Causing you jump into wheelchairs and say “I have osteoporosis”

Guy 1: hey do the meme
Guy 2 what meme
Guy 1 the meme
Guy 2 ohhh

*jumps into wheelchair*
Guy 2 I have osteoporosis

Osteoporosis by Thicc memes February 9, 2020

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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