osteoporosis

A bone disease which makes bones brittle. Mostly said because iDubbbz said it once and it sounded amusing, hence it became a meme.

"I have osteoporosis!"

by Shark Lover October 10, 2017

osteoporosis

One of the most seductive words to say to a girl.

I have osteoporosis.

by Manuele Pepe November 11, 2017

osteoporosis

A infamous meme. It is actually a disease where bones lose mass and become weak and brittle.

AGGH!! Im falling apart! I must have osteoporosis!

by Fearborne November 24, 2018

osteoporosis

black, to have a big-ass bangin booty

damn she got so good osteoporosis

by gingerelle2627 June 6, 2004

Osteoporosis

A serious disease in which bones become weak and brittle.
The body constantly absorbs and replaces bone tissue. With osteoporosis, new bone creation doesn't keep up with old bone removal.
Symptoms include bone fracture or loss of height.
You can prevent or treat it by keeping a good diet and healthily exercising, and taking vitamins or supplements will work as well.

What, you thought I was gonna make a meme?!

Person: *Falls in wheel chair* I have Osteoporosis!
Deadpool: *Presses Pause* This isnt funny. Stop looking. Click away! Don't look at it! LISTEN TO ME! This is not cool! Don't like it! WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?

by Just Somebody Else October 7, 2020

Osteoporosis

Causing you jump into wheelchairs and say “I have osteoporosis”

Guy 1: hey do the meme
Guy 2 what meme
Guy 1 the meme
Guy 2 ohhh

*jumps into wheelchair*
Guy 2 I have osteoporosis

by Thicc memes February 9, 2020

Osteoporosis

It is a disease that occurs in the bones. It breaks down the bone sells.

No one literally no one: ....
Idubbzz: I have osteoporosis.

by Osteoporosis Idubzz February 12, 2020