Osteonegrosis 

A degenerative disease that is commonly found among African American Males causing them to walk with an unusual limp. Also referred to as a Pimp walk.

Osteonegrosis IE: The George Jefferson junkyard swagger

Osteonegrosis by wootzie March 28, 2010

Osteoneurosis

Fear that the activity you're about to engage in will result in broken bones.

Bungee jumping sounded like a great idea at the time, but now that I'm here, I have a pretty severe case of osteoneurosis.

Osteoneurosis by thebetterfriend2 May 30, 2018

Osteojerrosis 

Bones degradario due to lack of Vitamin D caused by prolonged periods of not leaving the house.

Jerry broke his foot due to his osteojerrosis because he did not come to work for three months.

Osteojerrosis by Brutus1964 May 30, 2018

Osteoperosis 

The cheap man's way out.

Jason: I have osteoperosis

Ur stupid

Osteoperosis by TunaBread July 1, 2020