Osric

An extremely rare species of Middle Eastern pig. It was not discovered by biologists and explorers until a male specimen eas found devouring the contents of a dumpster outside a Saudi Arabian McDonald's. Customers at Italian restaurants are advised to keep away from this animal due to its tendency to greedily eat up spaghetti in dangerous amounts. Research indicates that, for some reason, the animal thinks spaghetti is a fruit, and that the Italian dish is apparently its favorite. This is why there is hardly any Italian restaurant in the Middle East.

Why aren't there any Italian restaurants in Dubai?

Shh...Because there are a lot of Osrics around

by Dr. Steven Smith August 9, 2012

Ossicone Orbs

Breasts that resemble upside down giraffes ossicones (horns/antlers) you know someone like this

2 useless lumps of gristle dangling from their clavicle

Those bristols look like upside down ossicone orbs

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

Ostrich Tar

What you throw up after tossing sombodies salad.

This morning my bed was covered in Ostrich Tar because of all the butt holes I ate out last night.

by King Kenedy June 5, 2005

Oozing her ostrich

This is the final stage of a woman playing with herself . It means for her to have a MASSIVE orgasm after playing with herself .

Massive orgasm on a woman .

by Hef September 5, 2005

ostricia

a crusty ostrich-human who will guide your hand to their cooch whenever they have the chance. named after their "gurl plz is you mad cuz my pussy pops severely and yours don't" expression which they pass off as their singing face, but don't be fooled; it's really because they lost their pants.

"hey, that girl seems pretty nice, should i go talk to her?"
"DUDE no she's a total ostricia, your pants will be gone by tomorrow don't do it!"

by cringleberry December 17, 2014

Ostrich Rape

When an ostrich rapes you

Ostrich rape is a huge problem in The Savannah of Africa.

by Anustart July 30, 2016

Ostrich Kick

A powerful forward thrusting kick, similar to that of what an ostrich does when cornered. It can be a potential deathblow when the ostrich does it, but not necessarily as bad when a human does it.

friend 1: I heard a pitbull was chasing you yesterday. What happened?
friend 2: Yeah, I ran for about a block and got tired so i turned around and ostrich kicked it in the face. It lived, but it was still out cold when i passed the street an hour later.
friend 1: i guess it won't be chasing anyone again for a long time.

by ChainBelt October 30, 2008