Orphan Bat

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A bat usually carved from the bones of previous orphans who stumbled upon your lawn, usually has cheese grader attachments as well as a nailgun to maximize pain and suffering in said orphan or orphans. Also a term used when somebody with no friends is annoying you.

When the girl would not leave my friend alone about his hair color, he turned to me and shouted "Fetch me my orphan bat!"

Orphan Bat by JakeAndConnor's word for you! May 22, 2011

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Orphanation

Orphanation, or orphanate, is the term used for creating an orphan. For example, if you kill a child's parents, you would've orphanated the child.

Phil: "Hey, i orphanated that brat who was mean to us yesterday! :)"
Jim: "You.... WHAT?!"
Phil: "Yeah i committed orphanation :D!"
Jim: "WHAT THE FUCK PHIL-?!"

Orphanation by Coca cola addict March 11, 2021

Related Words

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orphanatsushi

orphanatsushi is a very cool and swaggy friend. everyone needs her in their life!

„do you know who orphanatsushi on tiktok is?“

„yeah! i‘m friends with her, she‘s so cool!

orphanatsushi by chifuyusgift May 2, 2021

Orphanator

A person who assassinates parents to create orphans for orphanages that are low on the orphan stocks

“Hey Jim, what job did you apply for again?”
“Hey, yea I got accepted as an orphanator

Orphanator by Barbieboy May 9, 2021

Orphanated

Verb: To leave behind, dump, never return for; an unwanted person or thing, to be forgotten

Noun: Orphanation

Synonyms: orphan, orphaningly

Mikey the goat was orphanated by his mother.

Orphanated by The Goat Herder December 29, 2020

Orphanated

Verb: To leave behind, dump, never return for; an unwanted person or thing, to be forgotten

Noun: Orphanation

Related terms: orphan, orphaningly

Mikey the goat was orphanated by his mother

Orphanated by The Goat Herder December 29, 2020

Orphanated

Someone who's family has been killed due to either natural causes, or murders as a child or teenager.

Edgar Allan Poe was Orphanated at a young age

Orphanated by Partiall August 1, 2021

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026