when ur having sex and then next thing u know ur partner starts acting rlly sus and then they grab u by the neck and flail you around the room like a naked jump rope
"guys you shouldve seen us last night, they did the dirty orphee it was WILD"
A busty, blonde, motherly creature of wanton desires and loose tongue. Eternally pregnant and sporadically horny, this Midlands beauty is a lover of the colour orange, strained tea, JellyBattle, wicker baskets, whale beaters, Otis Redding, Seamus Heaney, maternity and Scottish accents.
Self-deprecating, feisty, and a good judge of pornography, the world doesn't have enough Orphelia.
I had a long, hardwank this morning. I thought of Orphelia.
To rub ones nipples, and itch their crotch all in one fluid motion. This motion takes years of practice, and sometimes involves complicated movements, such as lifting ones sweater up over their head, baring their chest, and rubbing in large circles
Vibrant and carefree, always willing to follow the crowd. But don’t get this young determined lady confused!! Orphelie will take charge when necessary and is not scared to lay down the rules