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To rub ones nipples, and itch their crotch all in one fluid motion. This motion takes years of practice, and sometimes involves complicated movements, such as lifting ones sweater up over their head, baring their chest, and rubbing in large circles
"Roy orpheyed when he was about 3 inches away, talking to me"
by Agent Dingle April 20, 2008
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