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going to new orleans 

When someone takes your shoes

Reference to the common shoe scam in new orleans where people ask you "where you got your shoes from"
"My friend says he's going to new orleans next period"
going to new orleans by ears_ears December 12, 2021
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Semi ghetto boring ass neighbourhood in Ottawa. Literally nothing to do so kids form gangs and jump each other for entertainment. Notable schools are: Cairine Wilson (cocaine willy) St. Peter’s, (best known for a bunch of niggas kicking in a kid’s head, and lots of drugs) and sir will (we don’t talk about what goes on there but lemme tell you it’s a bad place for trannies) All the niggas are homicidal, all the bitches have claumydia
Person 1: Yooooooo I fucked an orleans shorty this weekend

Person 2: allah my nigga get your crackhead ass screened for aids before you touch my hand
Orleans by Ligmaonyoface December 16, 2018

New Orleans Neti-Pot 

Using a partner’s nostril as a sexual orifice during ejaculation, causing semen to enter the partner’s sinus cavity and exit through the opposite nostril.
I knew Karrie wouldn’t swallow, so I surprised her with a New Orleans Neti-Pot
New Orleans Neti-Pot by JayBanks October 29, 2017

New Orleans Hot Brunch 

The unfortunate situation that arises when you’re working Brunch at the local po-boy shack and it’s almost 100° outside and the sweat drips down the small of your back inevitably accumulating in your butt crack. The only way to provide relief to this uncomfortable predicament is to dust the crack of your ass with the powdered sugar from the beignet station, thus absorbing the sweat and providing some small bit of relief as you continue to roast in the Louisiana sun.
1. HOT DAMN BRAH!! My ass is swampy like the Bartholomew Bayou, we got ourselves a New Orleans Hot Brunch today!

2. Person one: “Who dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints?”

Person two: “Who gives a flying fuck? Pass the powdered sugar because it’s a god damn New Orleans Hot Brunch in my pants right now.”

New Orleans Klam Chowder 

Putting every bodily fluid into a woman/man then drinking the concoction out of her/his genitals with a slurpee straw.
Antonio: Hey my man how did it go with Mark last night?
Carson: We got freaky... He let me New Orleans Klam Chowder him it was radical.
Antonio: Nice!

New Orleans Turn

A turn in a motor vehical that is excessively wide. Such a turn is often performed out of laziness and/or because the driver is holding something in his other hand. As the name implies, it is common among drivers in the greater New Orleans area.
Trey had to preform a New Orleans turn in oder to avoid spilling his high ball.
New Orleans Turn by Santosha March 5, 2009