Orlandoed 

It's what happens to a person, place, or thing when they experience several tragic, unexpected, and unrelated events within a short period of time and/or a short distance of one another.

Matt: Hey, did you hear about Jesse's car wreck?
Gavin: Yeah, and didn't his dog die yesterday?
Matt: Yeah, and he also had his wallet and phone stolen on Friday.
Gavin: Man, Jesse is just getting Orlandoed.
Matt: ikr

Katie: Our city has just been getting Orlandoed lately. All these horrible things happening...
Jim: Yeah, that's why I don't like to watch the news nowadays.

Orlandoed by Terabitten June 15, 2016

Johnny Orlando 

A loving boy who cares for his fans. He does not deserve any hate. He perfect. He’s a kind kid. He cares for people. He’s just a dream boy. Like u should want him as your boyfriend. He’s just an all around amazing person.

“What he said he loved her and cared for her”

“Guess he’s being a Johnny Orlando”

Johnny Orlando by Johnsmybaehoe June 17, 2018

Johnny Orlando 

the cutest and most talented human ever , HE IS THE DEFINITION OF PERFECT , every girl wants him as their boyfriend

Johnny Orlando is so perfect

Johnny Orlando by johnnyorlandoo May 3, 2019

johnny orlando 

he's the cutest guy in the world. he's canadian. he never disrespect Mackenzie Ziegler (which was his best friend for a long while), he never said the "n" word so we stan him !
also, he cares about his fans, family & friends so much !! he's a protector boi.

he's way cuter than ashton arbab who's kenzie's new boyfriend.

fan1: omg u know that johnny orlando guy?
fan2: yeah! he never said the n word and never talked about his dick in a livestream and everyone loves him! he's pretty dope :)

johnny orlando by babekz.2 January 3, 2019

orlando bloom 

an actor who has often become distracted by moles and various shiny objects.

"It was a really great role and ... OH LOOK AT THAT MOLE!"

orlando bloom by Ree Warfle May 14, 2005

Orlando Bloom 

That actor who wants to be Johnny Depp really bad but he can't.

Orlando Bloom is such a poser.

Orlando Bloom by AnnaTpretty December 15, 2008

Orlando Bloom 

A tool used to bring balance to Hollywood films.

Employed in cases where an actor working on the film is deemed to have too much talent, the Orlando Bloom will provide a sufficiently poor performance to ensure that the overall talent in the film remains at an average levels.

In extreme cases is used in conjunction with a Keira Knightley for a multiplied effect.

"My that Johnny Depp sure makes a great pirate."

"Yes, perhaps a little too great... Better throw an Orlando Bloom into the scene just to make sure the film doesnt become too awesome."

Orlando Bloom by DrDean April 27, 2009