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It's what happens to a person, place, or thing when they experience several tragic, unexpected, and unrelated events within a short period of time and/or a short distance of one another.
Matt: Hey, did you hear about Jesse's car wreck?
Gavin: Yeah, and didn't his dog die yesterday?
Matt: Yeah, and he also had his wallet and phone stolen on Friday.
Gavin: Man, Jesse is just getting Orlandoed.
Matt: ikr
Katie: Our city has just been getting Orlandoed lately. All these horrible things happening...
Jim: Yeah, that's why I don't like to watch the news nowadays.
Gavin: Yeah, and didn't his dog die yesterday?
Matt: Yeah, and he also had his wallet and phone stolen on Friday.
Gavin: Man, Jesse is just getting Orlandoed.
Matt: ikr
Katie: Our city has just been getting Orlandoed lately. All these horrible things happening...
Jim: Yeah, that's why I don't like to watch the news nowadays.
by Terabitten June 15, 2016
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