by Ree Warfle May 12, 2005
English actor, notable for having absolutely no acting ability at all. Has appeared in two of the most famous film franchises of recent times, and has contributed more to ruining the suspension of disbelief in these films than any number of white Volkswagens seen driving in the background.
Guy: "Every time Orlando Bloom has a speaking part in a movie I cringe"
Fangirl: "You just say that cos you're jealous that he's sex on legs!!!!"
Guy: "People say Johnny Depp's sex on legs too and I think he's a cool actor. I just don't like Orlando Bloom because he couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag"
Fangirl: "You just say that cos you're jealous that he's sex on legs!!!!"
Guy: "People say Johnny Depp's sex on legs too and I think he's a cool actor. I just don't like Orlando Bloom because he couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag"
by Ghunt70 October 7, 2007
1) A multi-gender term. Mostly used to describe womenish men, but very often defines women who attract quite a few preteen girls and are thus believed to be men.
2) Someone who looks gay, acts gay, sounds gay, and smells gay; but, for some bizarre reason, isn't.
3) An actor with no talent who gains roles based on either a previously very successful film (carried entirely by talented actors, and still nearly destroyed by him) or his massive preteen girl fanbase (an Orlando Bloom fangirl can be defined by her ugly face, forty half-naked posters of the "actor", Myspace dominated by various media centered on Orlando Bloom, squealing, grunting, and her knack for arguing in the defense of Orlando Bloom in all situations- especially his sexual preferences- and votes 'down' on all Urban Dictionary entries stating the truth about him, like this one.)
2) Someone who looks gay, acts gay, sounds gay, and smells gay; but, for some bizarre reason, isn't.
3) An actor with no talent who gains roles based on either a previously very successful film (carried entirely by talented actors, and still nearly destroyed by him) or his massive preteen girl fanbase (an Orlando Bloom fangirl can be defined by her ugly face, forty half-naked posters of the "actor", Myspace dominated by various media centered on Orlando Bloom, squealing, grunting, and her knack for arguing in the defense of Orlando Bloom in all situations- especially his sexual preferences- and votes 'down' on all Urban Dictionary entries stating the truth about him, like this one.)
1) Squeee! Orlando Bloom! She's so hot!
2) "Should we Orlando Bloom this film?" "Sure, Ang Lee, whatever you want."
2) "Should we Orlando Bloom this film?" "Sure, Ang Lee, whatever you want."
by STJosh April 10, 2007
An overrated actor by his fangirls, and a truly hated actor by the critics. He's had 3 flops in a row now yet his career will survive because Johnny Depp will keep him a float with POTC.
Attracts rabid fangirls who have an unrationale hate for his girlfriend.
Also attracts rabid fangirls and fanboys who will believe till their dying day that he's gay.
Attracts rabid fangirls who have an unrationale hate for his girlfriend.
Also attracts rabid fangirls and fanboys who will believe till their dying day that he's gay.
He's not gay, he's not talented, yes he's attractive, but no he's never going to sleep with you, he's just Orlando Bloom.
by Lisa S January 14, 2006
the hottest guy on the planet, curly hair, deep brown eyez, and the cutest little dimple/cleft thingy ever!!
Orlando Bloom is the hottest guy ever!
by kla March 18, 2005
In one's personal opinion, one of the most hottest, adorable, sexiest, lovable guys one has ever met
by bynadz February 28, 2005
A young British actor of the lithe, lovely and mostly androgenous 'look'. Considered the 'next generation' of English talent abroad, he has a long way to go to solidify his position or even to justify his large earnings. A good example of style over substance... for now. So long as he pulls his finger out and works hard he should get better and stay the course.
Example of triumph of hype over reality and common sense. Bloom is an excellent study of a marketed product.
by Gizmo_LittleWing June 5, 2005