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orcanomics 

Not to be confused with dolphinomics or humpbacknomics, orcanomics is the study of the creation, distribution, and consumption of the orca. Mastering orcanomics is crucial if you aspire to be a killer whale trainer some day.
Justin: Alright I will teach ballernomics next semester.
Tom: Ok then I guess I will teach hustlenomics. Annie, what are you gonna teach?
Annie:Orcanomics.
orcanomics by TBruno March 31, 2009

Organasmic 

(v) used to describe those that receive their orgasms from other organic beings as opposed to those that receive their orgasms from non-organic beings such as robots, androids, sex-machines, or mannequins.

ant. androidsexual, robosexual
Bryce is my organasmic partner.

I'm organasmic, not some dirty android fucker.
Organasmic by Ramdunculous July 23, 2010

Organics 

Any man, woman or child that has not received the COVID-19 vaccine or booster manufactured by Modern, Pfizer or AstraZeneca. Therefore maintaining natural human genetics within the body.
I am so proud to have natural human genetics and no signs of the lab made Covid-19 and/or one or many of its variants. I am a rare breed of Organics left in this world.
Organics by Jamie Howard September 1, 2021

orgonomics 

The science of sexual position design for the purpose of minimizing fatigue and discomfort
If Sally had learned about orgonomics before she tried the wheelbarrow, Bert might have been able to plow her all night long
orgonomics by jedediah smith February 28, 2009

organics 

Produce & products whom lure potential comsumers into a state of hypochondria & slap the word "organic" on a lable to justify jacking prices sky-high. While the company lable may be new or not well known, almost all are contracted by big-name corperations who monopolize smaller businesses & consolidate their products to reduce competition. Though not labeled "organic," bottled water fits into this category.
"Organic foods are a money scam, like bottled water. All the benefits are theoretical at best. The people who study them don't even read into both sides of the story; they're just good-natured health-nuts who feel justified at wasting money. I've been to an all-organics store before, you could go broke on that kind of living....where everything on the menu is one big placibo."
organics by Lai-Lai June 28, 2006

organasmic 

the act of feeling orgasmic when losing organs
I felt organasmic while crapping because I had ebola.
organasmic by Craig Friedmann February 26, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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