verb. To talk aimlessly or idly using information technology.
noun. Aimless or idle talk on information technology.
Portmanteau of 'ordinateur', (French for 'a computer, a computing device), and 'natter', (a chat, an informal talk. As a mass noun: chatter, aimless talk).
> She keeps sending me inane messages on Facebook. I'm becoming tired of her ordinattering.
> I enjoy having a mixture of important geopolitical articles and mindless ordinatter on my Twitter feed. The homely helps put the weighty in perspective.
> I intended to do some work but instead I spent the entire time ordinattering on Whatsapp.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'