Ordinataur 

It is a computer in francais, but spelled wrong(Probably)

My ordinataur is tres grande

Ordinataur by Maaka_ February 10, 2022

Ordinatter 

verb. To talk aimlessly or idly using information technology.

noun. Aimless or idle talk on information technology.

Portmanteau of 'ordinateur', (French for 'a computer, a computing device), and 'natter', (a chat, an informal talk. As a mass noun: chatter, aimless talk).

> She keeps sending me inane messages on Facebook. I'm becoming tired of her ordinattering.

> I enjoy having a mixture of important geopolitical articles and mindless ordinatter on my Twitter feed. The homely helps put the weighty in perspective.

> I intended to do some work but instead I spent the entire time ordinattering on Whatsapp.

Ordinatter by Y9e0ah May 26, 2015

cum co-ordinator 

The guy who spunks on the girl's face first during a blow bang

Guy 1 - Dude, you're so lucky to be the cum co-ordinator!

Guy 2 - I know. She got a face full!

cum co-ordinator by The Bastard of Winterfell April 9, 2017

Ordinatrumcommentariumexplosivophobia 

The irrational fear that one's laptop computer may explode.

Q: Why hasn't Rebecca done her work?

A: Ordinatrumcommentariumexplosivophobia.

Ordinatrumcommentariumexplosivophobia by Ryno! April 19, 2009