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Ordinatter 

verb. To talk aimlessly or idly using information technology.

noun. Aimless or idle talk on information technology.

Portmanteau of 'ordinateur', (French for 'a computer, a computing device), and 'natter', (a chat, an informal talk. As a mass noun: chatter, aimless talk).
> She keeps sending me inane messages on Facebook. I'm becoming tired of her ordinattering.

> I enjoy having a mixture of important geopolitical articles and mindless ordinatter on my Twitter feed. The homely helps put the weighty in perspective.

> I intended to do some work but instead I spent the entire time ordinattering on Whatsapp.
Ordinatter by Y9e0ah May 26, 2015
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bro-ordinate

The verb to bro-ordinate is bro-terminology for planning a homosocial or "bro" event or gathering of any size. This would include texting, calling, or facebooking a number of "bros," inviting them somewhere to play gamecube, drink light beer, and watch sketch comedy clips on youtube.
-Yo, bro, could you call Bill and bro-ordinate for the hockey game? Then we could go listen to the new Jack Johnson cd up in my room.

-dude, don't let George bro-ordinate for the gamecube party. he's totally lame and nobody likes him.

-do you have any plans tonight? not yet, but I'm about to bro-ordinate some with my bro Bilderberg on the phone.

cum co-ordinator 

The guy who spunks on the girl's face first during a blow bang
Guy 1 - Dude, you're so lucky to be the cum co-ordinator!

Guy 2 - I know. She got a face full!

Ordinataur 

It is a computer in francais, but spelled wrong(Probably)
My ordinataur is tres grande
Ordinataur by Maaka_ February 10, 2022