orbitz

a pack or pair of guys who are relatively so dirty, they need to chew orbits in order to be accepted in society

monique: "daayuummmmm didja see those two boys"
shawntell: " helll yeah i did. dey be some cuties"
monique:"yeah but they be some some classic orbitz"

orbitz by montelle July 8, 2009

orbitz

The nickname for a person who tries to kiss someone on the lips but somehow ends up circling their face with kisses and never actually reaches their lips.

Michael is the original orbitz.

orbitz by dkjfabekw January 14, 2008

Orbitz

1. An travel company available through the wonderful service known as the Internet.
2. A terrible soft drink that sold for about a week in 1996, which had tiny balls floating in it, that, according to Wikipedia (and my own experience), had the "consistency of soggy bread."

1. I booked a flight for really cheap on Orbitz.
2. I remember drinking some Orbitz back in the day, and almost letting loose a technicolor yawn.

Orbitz by veXxv December 13, 2006

Polarity Oscillation Orbit 

The hyper-accelerating movement of Earth's magnetic north pole due to the increased presence of densely concentrated methane in the atmosphere.

{Since the early 1800's, scientists have tracked the ongoing movement of the magnetic north pole. The Polarity Oscillation Orbit (P.O.O.) was coincidentally discovered by a globally recognized audio engineer, Sir Laramie Todd and his visionary studio lab research colleague, Duke Robert Rite of Dungville. In the early 1990s, Sir Laramie recorded a new orbital sound waveform stemming from low frequency feedback captured in a Duke Rite bass guitar track. Sir Laramie took the clip from the Duke, triangulated the distinct properties related to the frequency, velocity and peaks of the Duke's clip and recognized that feedback patterns were spontaneously and abruptly profound during the Duke's output, specifically after ingesting a Filibertos burrito and flagilating convulsively in the direction of the speaker. Through his unique study, Sir Laramie proved the effects of methane gas on microphone magnetic fields. The Duke hypothesized that too much methane, when interacting with iron, causes polar instability on a grand scale. Thus, P.O.O. was born with the rationale that human overpopulation and the extensive quantity of excrement, causes the north pole to oscillate in a predictable pattern, with velocity and speed influenced by the proportionate concentration of methane in the atmosphere.

1. The Polarity Oscillation Orbit is expected to extend into Siberia by 2040.
2. Humans are creating P.O.O. because of their poo.
3. Dude, lets dial in the bottom end of the bass recording today. Go get some Filibertos and prep yourself.

Polarity Oscillation Orbit by Charitable Disguise December 23, 2019

Beta Orbiter 

The non Alpha Male who hovers (or orbits) around and pedestalizes women in hopes they can get their foot in the door and get chosen or laid.

That guy is always cheesing in women's faces and "liking" their Facebook posts...such a typical Beta Orbiter.

Beta Orbiter by PedatEbediyah February 2, 2015

orbiter 

A guy that wants to sleep with his female friend.

He "orbits" her (hangs out with in a needy way) in the hopes of getting sex someday.

If the girl is hot, she usually has many orbiters.

Go open that hot chick. Don't worry about the guy, he isn't her boyfriend, he's just one of her orbiters.

orbiter by bladelaw January 3, 2006

Orbital stalking

The act of stalking someone via satellite imaging programs such as Google Earth.

Friend 1: Hey dude, I just got that girls number and address. I wonder what her house is like!
Friend 2: Why don't you do some Orbital stalking to find out?

Orbital stalking by Spökmacka July 22, 2010