The hyper-accelerating movement of
Earth'
s magnetic north pole due to the increased presence of densely concentrated methane in the atmosphere.
{Since the early 1800's, scientists have tracked the ongoing movement of the magnetic north pole. The Polarity Oscillation Orbit (P.O.O.) was coincidentally discovered by a globally recognized audio
engineer, Sir Laramie Todd and his visionary studio lab research colleague, Duke Robert Rite of Dungville. In the early 1990s, Sir Laramie recorded a new orbital sound waveform stemming from low frequency feedback captured in a Duke Rite bass
guitar track. Sir Laramie took the
clip from the Duke, triangulated the distinct properties related to the frequency, velocity and peaks of the Duke's
clip and recognized that feedback patterns were spontaneously and abruptly profound during the Duke's output, specifically after ingesting a Filibertos
burrito and flagilating convulsively in the direction of the speaker. Through his
unique study, Sir Laramie proved the effects of methane gas on microphone magnetic fields. The Duke hypothesized that too much methane, when interacting with iron, causes polar instability on a grand scale. Thus, P.O.O. was born with the rationale that human overpopulation and the extensive quantity of excrement, causes the north pole to oscillate in a predictable pattern, with velocity and
speed influenced by the proportionate concentration of methane in the atmosphere.
1. The Polarity Oscillation Orbit is expected to extend into Siberia by 2040.
2.
Humans are creating P.O.O. because of their
poo.
3. Dude, lets dial in the
bottom end of the bass recording today. Go get some Filibertos and prep yourself.
