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When a woman gives a man a blow job and or hand job until the man is ready to ejaculate. She grasps the penis and has the jizz spread all over her teeth like toothpaste and then begins to brush the jizz on her teeth with the penis like a toothbrush.
My girl doesn't brush her teeth with just any old boring tooth brush and tooth paste, she uses Oral D
Oral D by gamer46ful August 8, 2013
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The act between a male and a female in which the man applies a line of tooth paste to his erect penises shaft which then the women proceeds to clean her teeth with. It is normally done after sex as a means of both pleasing the male and cleaning the females teeth. A perfect end to any night.
After sex A.F decided on cleaning her teeth. She decide on doing so but also wanted to please her man D.R. She decided on Oral-D.
Oral-D by D.R.A.F December 9, 2013

oral diarrhea 

when a person cannot control themselves from talking even if they were told to stop.
there one class that cannot refrain themselves from talking even if the professor is calling their attention..those students is suffering from oral diarrhea
oral diarrhea by shivaratti December 2, 2009

Oral derivative 

When one receives fellatio while completing a derivative of the first degree or higher.
My math teacher gave me the best oral derivative for this problem.
Oral derivative by war4hire March 1, 2008
An Oral Don is the action in which a man, while having intercourse with a woman, reveals an Oral B toothbrush and begins slowly penetrating his own anal cavity with it. The term is a combination of the words Oral B and Big Don; Oral B of course meaning the toothbrush, and Big Don, which is a man whom enjoys leisurely playtime within the confines of his own anus.
Man you hear about Markus, got with the hottest girl in town and gave himself an Oral Don !

No way man, last time i oral donned i ruined my bedsheets !
Oral Don by long_rod_tsunami September 13, 2013

oral diaper 

an oral diaper is a personal hygiene item.

It's main purpose is to catch the shit as it falls from ones face hole, To avoid said word vomit from hitting the floor or your $400 dollar outfit and also protects the user and the people the user is talking shit too from contracting verbal gastro.

It's become painfully obvious that migzys should ALLWAYS be legally required to wear one
My god boy! Put a oral diaper on, I just mopped
oral diaper by NU77A November 7, 2017

oral diarrhea 

gross way of referring to vomit.
Not to beconfused with verbal diarrrhea, which is overtalking
Dawn: Now this a party, amiright?
Don: Yeah, once I finish offloading this oral diarrhea, I'll be good for another round of gas station sushi, washed down with homemade beer!
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