2 definitions by long_rod_tsunami
a man thats a little too old for sexual activity, but decides to participate in it anywases. often getting the reputation of a nice, and kind old man, Mcruthers are rather dangerous. They often lure there victums using money and have a distinctive battle cry for when they are preparing for attack. Often sporting long white hair in a ponytail, Mcruthers are very old school in bed and prefer the old fashion way of doing things.
Eric: Man, get away from there!
Kaleb, Marce, and Lachlan: why?
Eric: A Mcruthers lives there
Marce: Ouuuuuuuouuuuuuu
Kaleb, Marce, and Lachlan: why?
Eric: A Mcruthers lives there
Marce: Ouuuuuuuouuuuuuu
by long_rod_tsunami June 2, 2010
An Oral Don is the action in which a man, while having intercourse with a woman, reveals an Oral B toothbrush and begins slowly penetrating his own anal cavity with it. The term is a combination of the words Oral B and Big Don; Oral B of course meaning the toothbrush, and Big Don, which is a man whom enjoys leisurely playtime within the confines of his own anus.
Man you hear about Markus, got with the hottest girl in town and gave himself an Oral Don !
No way man, last time i oral donned i ruined my bedsheets !
No way man, last time i oral donned i ruined my bedsheets !
by long_rod_tsunami September 12, 2013