Optical Rectumitius 

Not beeing able to see shit because your head is so far up ur own ASS!!

Flaslight has Optical Rectumitius

Optical Rectumitius by Suicide424 February 19, 2010

optical rectumitis 

When your eyeball gets crossed with your asshole and you have a shitty outlook on life.

Bob's constant, unbending criticism of Joan lead her to beleive that he suffered from a bad case of optical rectumitis.

optical rectumitis by Jack Squat March 27, 2003

Optical rectumitous 

Shitty outlook on life

If this economy don't get better soon I may come down with a severe case of optical rectumitous.

Optical rectumitous by byrd77 January 6, 2009

Optical rectumitis 

A shitty outlook on life

Willard has been slapped down so many times he has optical rectumitis

Optical rectumitis by Big huff February 24, 2024

Optical Rectumitis 

Optical Rectumitis is a neurosis resulting from having a brain fill so full of shit from institutionalized false authorities and first principles that the person is blinded to objective reality. Differs from Recto-cranial Inversion, or head-up-ass disease in that Optical Rectumitis sufferers are sucking new shit daily, while the rectocranial inverted people are hiding from new shit in old shit. Libtards tend toward optical rectumitis while conservatards tend toward rectocranial inversion.

Elon Musk's Optical Rectumitis is so severe, he thinks he can build a space port on 2000 feet of mud in a hurricane prone river delta and get to Mars by 2030 with a spacecraft that has suffered several "unscheduled disintegrations", two in 2025 alone.

Optical Rectumitis by Whistle Blower0013 May 14, 2025

Opticalrectumitis

When you have a shitty outlook on life

Bryan: That bitch is always complaining.
Duane: Sounds like a serious case of Opticalrectumitis

Opticalrectumitis by Cageebee December 21, 2008

Opticalrectumitis

When you can’t see your ass at work

I had a bad case of opticalrectumitis Monday morning and had to call in.

Opticalrectumitis by Ziggybrogus February 25, 2021