Bob's constant, unbending criticism of Joan lead her to beleive that he suffered from a bad case of optical rectumitis.
by Jack Squat March 28, 2003
by purinsimple December 03, 2006
A condition that results when your optic nerves and your rectal nerves get crossed up and you get a "crappy" outlook on life.
by bob March 23, 2005
You have optical rectum mengitis. Ben told Travis that he may have optical rectum mengitis in the motel room feb 22 in Dexter mo
by Traviseng February 23, 2021
by Big huff February 25, 2024
Optical Rectumitis is a neurosis resulting from having a brain fill so full of shit from institutionalized false authorities and first principles that the person is blinded to objective reality. Differs from Recto-cranial Inversion, or head-up-ass disease in that Optical Rectumitis sufferers are sucking new shit daily, while the rectocranial inverted people are hiding from new shit in old shit. Libtards tend toward optical rectumitis while conservatards tend toward rectocranial inversion.
Elon Musk's Optical Rectumitis is so severe, he thinks he can build a space port on 2000 feet of mud in a hurricane prone river delta and get to Mars by 2030 with a spacecraft that has suffered several "unscheduled disintegrations", two in 2025 alone.
by Whistle Blower0013 May 14, 2025