The grammatically and socially correct and appropriate response to a random person screaming at 95.3 decibels, throwing a manhole cover over their head, setting their limbs on fire, and jumping off of the roof of a suburban residence and onto a moving train to Las Vegas.
Guy: "AHHHHHHH!!!!!!" *throws manhole cover, sets limbs on fire, jumps onto train going to Vegas*
Other Guy: "Ompolotimatepingauminsarnoris"
Guy: "Screw you!"
Oxpolot is an alien criminal that came from the planet Zolon, on the other side of the galaxy.
He ran from his planet and now hides on earth, because there's millions of alien bounty hunters out there.
He usually hides from humans disguised as Jack Brandon, a totally normal person.
Me: Who's the coolest guy you know?
Friend: I'd say Oxpolot, but i never got to know him :(