oxpolot 

Oxpolot is an alien criminal that came from the planet Zolon, on the other side of the galaxy.
He ran from his planet and now hides on earth, because there's millions of alien bounty hunters out there.
He usually hides from humans disguised as Jack Brandon, a totally normal person.

Me: Who's the coolest guy you know?
Friend: I'd say Oxpolot, but i never got to know him :(

oxpolot by Jack Brandon June 28, 2018

Opolot 

A big ol’ donny who like to eat moose meat n’ coffee while repairing the floor.

Oh look, there’s a huge Opolot trying to change floor!

Opolot by Tolon March 12, 2020

Ompolotimatepingauminsarnoris 

The grammatically and socially correct and appropriate response to a random person screaming at 95.3 decibels, throwing a manhole cover over their head, setting their limbs on fire, and jumping off of the roof of a suburban residence and onto a moving train to Las Vegas.

Guy: "AHHHHHHH!!!!!!" *throws manhole cover, sets limbs on fire, jumps onto train going to Vegas*
Other Guy: "Ompolotimatepingauminsarnoris"
Guy: "Screw you!"

Ompolotimatepingauminsarnoris by RealNameOrSomething November 17, 2022